The mindless rantings of a filmaholic.
Will I Survive?
Published on March 15, 2004 By Phantom of the Night In Movies & TV & Books
For 4 months, our special cable was shut off. We never really paid for it. Rogers just let us preview it for a few months, and we decided that all those extra channels just weren't the fees. The only things that I found appealing, were the Game Show Network, and TechTV, which has Electric Playground, (The only show I would wake up to watch on a Sunday) and X-Play (It's funny, and it makes you think...........well, not really but Morgan's hot.). I used to love watching old episodes of Camp Cariboo on The Green Channel. It was a delight to watch the show that I viewed every lunch hour of my youth, but 4 weeks later, it was taken from me. Before I was able to jump on the "I'll tape every episode" wagon, the entire channel was shutdown. Now, The Green Channel is the only channel that delivers what it promises. I am now greeted with a neon green screen that reads "Technical Difficulties."

When I'm not surfing the depths of the Scream network, or the Independant Film Channel, which never shows what is listed, I await my night of reality programming. This season, I can't miss an episode of Survivor, and that might be because when The Apprentice came out, I jumped on it. For Survivor's Chapera, I hope Boston Rob gets eatin by a Hermit Crab. I hope Amber actually listens to Rob sometime soon. Rupert needs to make a eyepatch and return to his normal self, and Big Tom needs to drink more often. For Mogo Mogo, I hope Lex does well after the merge, and that Ethan finds a soccer-ball-sized coconut, cause I'm dyin to see what he can do. When he ran into the forest to get the paddles I thought that would of been a prime time to "discover" a soccer ball. I hope Jerri and Shii Ann battle it out American Gladiator style, and I hope Kathy starts acting like the Godfather, unaware of Lex's rising power.

For The Apprentice, I hope Protege goes up in flames, and Katrina is the first to get axed. My 3 favourite people from the beginning of the show, with the exception of Sam the Maverick, are still goin strong in Versacorp. Bill and Amy are doin a great job, but I'm still rootin for Nick to take the whole kit and kaboodle. Why Nick? Who knows? Maybe it's the accent.

No worries Tink.

Comments
on Mar 16, 2004
How did you know I'd jump right from the title to see what you wrote on the little picture pop-up thingy?
on Mar 16, 2004
I guess there must be some results from all those Become a Pyschic in your sleep tapes I listened too.
on Mar 17, 2004
Brilliance!
on Apr 21, 2004
I, too, have been in love with Morgan Webb for years. Ahhhh...when will she be mine?!
on Aug 28, 2004
Yep, she is a hottie . . .
on Aug 28, 2004
I love Morgan Webb. Not only is she hot, but she likes the same type of games as I do! We're a match made in Heaven!
on Sep 12, 2005
I bet she would love a big penis.
on Sep 13, 2005
Lurch? I've never gotten the attraction. Maybe Tina Wood, maybe, if she kept her mouth shut.