With Sex You Get Fried Rice!

Yummy Yummy Yummy Yuuuumy.....YUMMY!

Published on March 11, 2004 By Phantom of the Night In Life Journals

Well I spent another night cooking more Egg Fried Rice. I made a batch last week, and it turned out to be scrumtrilescent. Tonight I decided to make a homemade stir-fry to go with my rice, instead of a chop suey, which I made the first time. The stir-fry was better than my chop suey, and my rice was excellent as always. I was a little worried that it might not taste good because last time, I made 6 servings, but this time....I made 18. So much rice.....so good. This should keep me busy for my late night snack for tonight and tomorrow, and a nice survivor meal. I also told Tink that I'd make her some rice for Friday night. I hope her brother isn't home.....I hate sharing my rice, and I want to have some good time.

Comments

Dan Kaschel

on Mar 11, 2004

I enjoyed that article immensely, partly because I just made fajitas. I share your sentiments.

~Dan

Wahkonta Anathema

on Mar 11, 2004

I knew a Asian-American guy who took employment at a 'chinese' restaurant. He said he had to practice saying, "Do you want flied lice with that" before he could work the counter. These people were going to Rochester Institute of Technology in the daytime and then fronting as Chinese cooks at night. I laugh everytime I go into a 'chinese restaurant' now and hear that said, remembering him telling of this scam. It actually makes the customers food taste better to think it is GENUINE Chinese food they bought.

So remember to tell her it is 'flied lice' when you give it to her. It will make the moans she does later seem more real too .

Urban Faery

on Mar 11, 2004

Oh Wahkonta Anathema I can assure you that the moans are NEVER fake.

Phantom of the Night

on Mar 11, 2004

I don't understand where in my article, I set myself up for an attack at my Libido. Can't a guy make a joke about a Doris Day flick, without being pounced on? I cast the evil eye at you.

imajinit

on Mar 11, 2004

you put the word sex in the title dude... you had everyone thinking about sex and rice while they read it... naturally we're going to attack your libido... HA!

Urban Faery

on Mar 11, 2004

I like your libido.

psychx

on Mar 11, 2004

funny wahkonta...ill look at the employees at chinese restaurants differently from now on...

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