After battling with JoeUser last night for 2 teeth-grinding hours, trying to post a link to my little joke, (which lost all of it’s spontaneity and excitement after 10 minutes of watching that damn “barber shop” upload meter spin around and around), I found solace in frowning at my monitor, and flippin’ the bird right before I shut her down. Today, it was obvious she just needed a nap. I’ve almost downloaded “The Alien Costume Part 1", completing the 3-part episode of Spiderman TAS, that I’ve been dying to watch ever since I got part 3 a week ago. I need to find a good episode guide website, then all my problems would be solved.....except for one. Die Another Day. I decided to spend the latter part of my snow day (yep, didn’t go to school. Mom told me not too) watching the Bond Double Bill on TMN, Bond Girls Are Forever and Die Another Day. First off, BGAF was great. Not only did I see how lacking I am in my MI6 research (Brosnans’ and Goldfinger only), but I also found out that Jane Seymour was really hot when she was younger. For some of you, this isn’t news, but to a young male, who’s only perception of Ms. Seymour was on Dr. Quinn, this came as quite a shock. Does Sulley (whatshisface, the dude with the tomahawk at the end of the opening) know about this? I need to catch up on my bond films. I knew most of the bond girls, but not the movies. Well that’s one resolution I can make that I know I’ll keep. You here that Mr. Bond, there is no escape, soon I’ll know everything about you. Your weaknesses, your gadgets, your cinematographers! Soon it will be all mine.

But before I turn, I must first ask: “If Bond has all these gadgets, like the see-through car and the fancy ultrasonic ring, why does he had to use wire-clippers to get into Gustav Graves airfield? What happened to the watch laser from Goldeneye? I’m sure Bond could have found a way to use it without attracting any attention to the laser. Aren’t those watches compulsory with the job, like the PP7? Ahhhh.....RC-P90.........Deutsche........Dostyovel. I miss the old N64 Multiplayer with the guys after school.