While talking about Thursday night, I completely forgot to mention the true revelation of Thursday night. While talking to Pat, the newest member to the Leaside Curling team (New Jon came in two months before him to make the ice.), I discovered exactly what seniority means at my work.Seniority has nothing to do with getting paid more, or having a higher ranking profession. Seniority is the power to change the past, just like Big Brother. (Run Winston Run!) When Pat or the senior bartenders ask me questions, I have the power to omit certain details, and create plausible ones through my years of employment. Not only can I change when things are done, and where they are done, but I can also change how they’re done. Even curlers, who have been members since before I was born are no match for my ability to negotiate a better arrangement in my favor. Maybe I should be a car salesman.