Top 6 Reasons Why I like Fuzzy Dice

I'm already bored with eternal bliss.

Published on January 22, 2004 By Phantom of the Night In Blogging

6. they are excellent makeshift breasts in costumes
5. they’re fuzzy
4. they have the power to turn any car into butt ugly
3. there are two of them
2. they make a good pillow
1. they make monopoly more exciting

Comments

Dan Kaschel

on Jan 22, 2004

One can hardly help but pause in awe at the sheer quantity of boredom and heroin it took to produce this article.

Not to mention one fuzzy die, mirrored by myopia...

~Dan

PS Die is singlular of dice, for those of you who didn't know it.

GemCityJoe

on Jan 22, 2004

I love them too. They're so 50's, lol. GCJ

Urban Faery

on Jan 23, 2004

And they're from me!

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