Well it is currently 3am. I have not yet read the short story for my English Lit exam, but who cares there's plenty of time! It can wait til....when? MONDAY?!?! Fuck beans. Fuck them right in the ear. So little to do, so much time. Wait. Strike that. Reverse it. If only I knew what I was doing up at this ungodly hour, then maybe my head wouldn't hurt. I need some Velarian root, or if I can get my hands on them, Red and Blue Tuinals, Lipstick Red Seconals.

After paying $18.00 for a regular $7.50 cab ride (stupid gas leak blocking my way), I arrived at home with the intention of doing some work. I deserve a Whore slappin' for that. I get home, I find that I have 6 newly downloaded Spiderman episodes, so I MUST categorize them, just to keep my mind at ease. Since I was rifling through all of my videos, I decided that now was a good a time as any to add one of the weirdest clips I have ever seen in my life (2061), to my Yahoo Briefcase. (Someday Briefcase I will destroy you, and then I shall dance a jig OF THE LIKES THAT'VE NEVER BEEN SEEN!)

The Berated Briefcase from Wisconsin..
Usual Filmfanaticfilms, and "password."

I also decided to throw caution to the wind and post my Bone Daddy commercial. I feel it go really go either way, but I don't really care. For the 15 minutes I put into it (mostly saving time), I'm proud of it. What turned out to be a time-filler, actually kept me really entertained for those 10+ minutes.

I would also like to take this opportunity to thank Tink for a bitchin' present. Think of the spiky ball on the end of a mace. Good. Now imagine that the ball is made out of a soft blue gel, with a powerful, multiocoloured LED disco ball. I squeeze my ball and it lights up like a pinball machine. Squishy balls that light up when I squeeze them. The future is now.

Now 3:47am, it looks like I won't be adding my commercial to that bitch of a briefcase, because no file can be larger than 5MB, and my commercial is just over 6. I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE BRIEFCASE, IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT!