And who do you think that man was?
None other than the mighty duck himself.
EMILIOOOO!

First off, I like Emilio. He seems like a nice guy. He is the king of Sunday afternoon movies. Ducks, Repo Men, Young Guns, Another Stakeout, watched them all when there was nothing better to do in the world. But after catching the last 10 videos of VH1's “Top 80 of the 80's” last night, I couldn’t help but notice his creepy, somewhat erotic relationship with the camera. I’ve watched the entire run through of all the videos twice already, and somehow I missed this. I can’t recall, but I believe he hosted the 100 most shocking moments in rock and roll as well, but I’m not confident. Perhaps, someone can set me straight.

My main complaint, is that a teleprompter is there to aid a person. It’s not the all, life-giving mother of existence. You don’t have to worship the damn thing. I don’t think he even blinked. Not even once. The only time he seemed to have a soul, was when he said, “Well that’s it,” but soon returned to Monotonyville right after. He didn’t even warm up, when he said “I’m Emilio Estevez.”

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR OWN NAME?

This duck is no longer mighty, lunch is being served, and the fire has been put out. Get the hell out Emilio. Disney will call you when “D4: Ducks vs. The Latest Threat To America” comes out. May God have mercy on your soul. He certainly didn’t with your career. Or do we need to mention Maximum Overdrive again.