PHANTOM: My dear friends, you are now about to enter the nerve center of the entire Phantom Factory. Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. And some of my realities become dreams. And almost everything you will see is eatible. Edible. I mean, you can eat almost everything.

What to say? I mean, really, I could run off about a year's worth of blogging material, but I just don't have it in me. U of T was nice enough to throw a barbecue for the 1st years before he kicked me in the testicles. Every day I wake up without a clue as to what I should be doing. All of my high school teachers "prepared" me for this juggernaut by making me spew out endless essays and giving me towers of homework assignments, but sadly there efforts were.. WORTHLESS!!!! WORTHLESS I TELL YOU...

Couldn't even finish writing the article I was working on. I had to post some sort of praise to Spike Jonze, for creating one of the greatest music videos of all time. You don't get alot of time to make an impression with a music video. Half the people are watching because they're bored, while the other half are listening to the music, as a glassy film begins to build on their eyes. Yet, Jonze was able to make a quality video that was obviously shot on a low budget. Not because everything'...

Bow down before the Sith master. Darth Revan is reborn. Dean Layne is no more. Well crap, now what am I going to do with my spare time.

Life sucks. Tink is at camp, work is brutal, and my family is fighting. I work all day for some old man. Sweat and break my back. Then I come home to my castle but my kin won't cut me slack. I work all week. I party all friday, and saturday night until I am practically asleep. (Leaving my fellow partymates with a sense of frustration as I say nothing.) I get home, have a feast, and fall asleep before my anticipated programming is aired. At some point, I should sleep for more than 6 hours,...

Wow, its been a whole damn month, and I haven't been chased out of the back corridors of Joeuser......yet. Work sucks. Yep. It sucks. Time is not on my side. Neither is irony. Before this job, I had no money but plenty of time, and nothing to fill it. Now, I have stacks of things to read, plenty of money, but no fucking time to enjoy it. The future is a cold hard bitch. The update on my life, is that I'm making lots of money, and spending just as much. I spent 3 weeks trying to find ...

Long time no sleep! I mean, no see. Work has been gruelling. I've been up every morning at 5am, and find myself with only 1.5 to 2.5 hours of free time, each day. I've learned that the weather forecasters, can only predict sunshine. So far, they've been right 3 out of 17 times, whether it was going to rain or not. Two of those times would add up to about 10 minutes of actual rain. I've been working hard at times, and hardly working at others, but I haven't been near the computer at ...

I realized today, in a Sundaze, that there isn't enough paranoia on Joeuser. With so many different characters contributing any random thought that they desire, there seems to be a lack of wild accusations and heresay. Now some my say, that Joeuser is full of outrageous conspiracies involving Iraq, 9/11, or pretty much anything tied to Bush. This could in fact be true, since I never really dip into the politics postings (I really on Jon Stewart to tell me what's important), but these aren't t...

As a reward for my first week of making the money, I took Tink out to dinner. We ate at Mandarin until we were stuffed past the point of full. I also decided to buy myself a useless toy, because I hadn't done that in a long, long time. My choices were the Spiderman webshooter, a lightsaber, the Batman utility belt, and a pair of Batman gloves that are motion activated. The webshooter was too expensive, they didn't have a lightsaber I wanted, and the belt was too small for me, so I bought the ...

Ahhh, I have now woken up before 10am on TWO consecutive days. COUNT EM 2!!!! That's got to be some record since high school. Let's hope we can keep this trend going. This morning, I realized that I've sort of taken over my dad's place. At the old house, he used to drive my mom to work every day, use the car during the day, then pick up her up after work. It seems that I've taken on that responsibility, and frankly, I couldn't be happier. Not only do I have the car at my disposal, but I...

Now I am not only in a post Kill Bill, Mai Pei talking, Nancy Sinatra listening to mood, but now I'm all wrapped up in Memento again. I'm never going to fall asleep. Dammit Shane! Why must you have my copy!?!?! I need my input of Reversovision. My MSN name is currently "John G." I've officially slipped into the rabbit hole again.

Somber. Quiet and unexciting. That's the mood I'm in right now. For some reason, I got into a funk late tonight on my way home from Tink's. Maybe it was the coffee. For some reason, I felt so burnt out and utterly paralyzed after I drank that coffee, but I would bet you that I don't fall asleep until 6am. Hopefully, I'll be able to write two articles, then head off to bed. Maybe I'll watch a movie. I finally got my hands on a copy of "Spellbound," so maybe I'll watch that. I also bought a cop...

First off, this article would not have happened if it weren't for RedShirt#3. After doing the Leader Test, and the Classic Movie Test. I must admit, I felt very cool. So cool, that I wanted to grab the keys to the car, my Steppenwolf CD, and head out along those long and lonesome roads of.....Downtown Toronto. Didn't matter where, just felt like doing something awesome. I took the Leader Test, and after seeing RedShirt#3 come out as Hitler, and Mack as Saddam, I was relieved, and pro...

For those of you who started thinking about Austin Powers, I hate you. However, if that brought fond memories of Sammy Davis Jr. and an attractive Goldie Hawn standing on a psychadelic stage, yay for you! Yesterday, my aunt stayed at our house as a pitstop, en route, to a seminar she was attending outside of Toronto. I had to go to work that night, so thankfully I knew that I wouldn't be bored to death, while my aunt and mother talked about people, who have been dead for 20 years. I pho...

With the recent jumbling of the Top Ten Sites ladder, I found myself very close to the coveted 10 position. I really want to make it to 10. Not because I want to be ranked higher than other people, but mostly because I would love to see my name on the menu bar. If I ever make it into a top ten, I'm taking a picture and that's that. I have no ambition to become the best on Joeuser, because I know I'm not the best. There are many bloggers here, who have unmistakable talent when it comes to writ...