So how was your Easter? Mine was a rollercoaster of emotions. Friday, my friend Adam was supposed to call me and to do something on Friday, so I endured the constant yelling in my house, mostly because of the boring Masters, for my chance to get free at night. It turns out he couldn't go out, so i was disappointed, but decided to go out for a drive to just get out of the house. I decided to rent a movie, and ended up renting "The Game," which I haven't seen in a long time, and was looking...

Well, today was one of the worst nights in a while. The day was great because I spent most of the day driving around the city. The shit hit the fan though, when I had to pick up my mom. I had to wait 20 minutes for her, and as we pulled out of the parking garage, I was delighted to find out that we had a flat tire. I then had to drive through bumper to bumper traffic all the way home. I was also seriously pissed off to see a guy make an illegal right hand turn, RIGHT IN FRONT OF A COP!!!!!! a...

After posting the layout of my brain, I was very unhappy. I am a very visual person. I need to express myself through colors and variety, with a subtle shade of meticulous organization. My bedroom is the greatest way to express this fact. As a few of you might know, I revamped parts of my room last month as part of my "Finished High School" cleansing. Before I went after the walls, or finished the ceiling, I decided to snap a few photos of what would never be. Sort of like a 50 First Dates, "...

Today, my mom took off work so that we could work through our taxes, in order to get the right financial information that I need for my bursary applications. I'd tell you about those bursary applications, but oh wait. They were lost. I went through and filled out all of my appropriate files, and found out that my return will only be a measly 45 bucks. Thank you union dues. Im looking forward to my end of year payback, where my union must send me all of the cash I forked over to them throug...

Last night at around 1am, I spent 25 minutes writing a stream of concious article. It was about how crappy my day was, and also included some of my opinions on what was happening in my city. I submitted the article only to be shown a "504 Gateway Timeout." I figured Joeuser was acting up again. It's happened to me so many times, that I decided to just go back to my article, copy it and then submit it later. But Fuck no. I go back and I get a "Site does not exist." page. Not only do I lose 3 p...

Is it true that you all have lives and therefore, have to sleep at night? I look over at the Recent JoeUser Articles and see that 5 out of the 10 articles are mine!!!! Are there no other people who can't fall asleep and decide to whine into the nothingness of the web? Is this why no one gives me any feedback on any of my articles? They are washed out with the morning blog rush? I always thought that the Internet never slept. It was an ever changing, constantly upgrading world where the dr...

I just noticed that Urban Faery and I, occupy site numbers: 23 and 24. She is on top, and I'm on the bottom. Maybe we'll switch positions later on this week, but with the response to her articles that she gets, I hardly see how this will happen. Maybe we will just "Bump and Grind" our way to the top together.

Last weekend I went to Guelph for Tink's formal. I'm not one to turn down a party, especially one where I get to spend the night with Tink. I spent Thursday night putting together a small movie for Tink, which I inevitably lost after my computer crashed (WHEN WILL I EVER LEARN TO SAVE!?!?!?), and left all of my packing until Friday morning. I ended up sleeping in past my alarm and showering and packing within a 20 minute timeframe. I almost forgot to pack my fancy shoes, but was able to grab ...

Today was my father's 75th birthday. For his age, he's been able to do a lot of stuff that you wouldn't expect out of an old guy. Last summer he walked 3Km to the beach everyday and swam in the lake for about 2 hours, then took the bus home. This winter he spent the majority of his time, out shovelling snow, even though we warned him about his recurrent pneumonia. In the last week however, he took a bad fall, and has resorted to walking with a cane. It seems like it will now be a permament...

I'm in Guelph. It is fun here. It is also fun to post pictures. So let's get to it:

Last night, I went to pick up my mom from work. We left her office around 11 and decided to pick up some food on the way home. I was in the food for fries, so I suggested Harvey's, knowing it was her favourite fast-food chain. We pulled into the parking lot, after I glanced at an attractive woman outside the door, talking to a guy. The guy walked away, and we got out of the car to get our food. As we passed the woman, I noticed a strong smell of expensive perfume, and the fact that she was pu...

Last Thursday, my friend Timo came into town. Timo has been a best friend to me since I was a very wee lad. Timo and I have always gotten along, mostly due to our lack luster luck with the ladies. I was humiliated in grade 3 by a girl that I asked out, and for the rest of public school, every girl knew about it, therefore eliminating my quest for a lady. Timo never asked anyone out. Nowadays, we still get along but not as well. When we see each other, we're normally in the mood to party, ...

I currently have four create new article windows open, and I can't get a word out edgewise, so I've decided that I'm going to go walk in the rain. That should cheer me up. Not to mention wake me up. Maybe I'll do a little Gene Kelly on Woodbine.

I am now taking a poll between now (3:18PM) and tomorrow at 1PM. I have not been to the cinema in a long time, and there are many movies that I would like to see. Since I am lacking in the finance department, I will only see two. Please help me decide which ones I should see, because I would have gone today, but I couldn't make up my mind. The movies are: The Barbarian Invasions Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Starsky & Hutch The Passion Dawn of the Dead Taking Lives ...

Sir Peter has challenged me to a duel on "horseback" for Urban Faery's love. I was just wondering what I would do for the next couple of days, but now I know. It is time to crush Sir Peter, with limited ease I might add. "Sir Peter" is an old businessman, and I'm a young verile man, and If I chug a rum and coke, I will be fearless! Sir Peter, I find your challenge ridiculous, and only an oppurtunity where you will get hurt, so of course, I accept. However, I have some demands that must be met...