PHANTOM: My dear friends, you are now about to enter the nerve center of the entire Phantom Factory. Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. And some of my realities become dreams. And almost everything you will see is eatible. Edible. I mean, you can eat almost everything.

What to say? I mean, really, I could run off about a year's worth of blogging material, but I just don't have it in me. U of T was nice enough to throw a barbecue for the 1st years before he kicked me in the testicles. Every day I wake up without a clue as to what I should be doing. All of my high school teachers "prepared" me for this juggernaut by making me spew out endless essays and giving me towers of homework assignments, but sadly there efforts were.. WORTHLESS!!!! WORTHLESS I TELL YOU...

Couldn't even finish writing the article I was working on. I had to post some sort of praise to Spike Jonze, for creating one of the greatest music videos of all time. You don't get alot of time to make an impression with a music video. Half the people are watching because they're bored, while the other half are listening to the music, as a glassy film begins to build on their eyes. Yet, Jonze was able to make a quality video that was obviously shot on a low budget. Not because everything'...

Bow down before the Sith master. Darth Revan is reborn. Dean Layne is no more. Well crap, now what am I going to do with my spare time.

Life sucks. Tink is at camp, work is brutal, and my family is fighting. I work all day for some old man. Sweat and break my back. Then I come home to my castle but my kin won't cut me slack. I work all week. I party all friday, and saturday night until I am practically asleep. (Leaving my fellow partymates with a sense of frustration as I say nothing.) I get home, have a feast, and fall asleep before my anticipated programming is aired. At some point, I should sleep for more than 6 hours,...

Wow, its been a whole damn month, and I haven't been chased out of the back corridors of Joeuser......yet. Work sucks. Yep. It sucks. Time is not on my side. Neither is irony. Before this job, I had no money but plenty of time, and nothing to fill it. Now, I have stacks of things to read, plenty of money, but no fucking time to enjoy it. The future is a cold hard bitch. The update on my life, is that I'm making lots of money, and spending just as much. I spent 3 weeks trying to find ...

Long time no sleep! I mean, no see. Work has been gruelling. I've been up every morning at 5am, and find myself with only 1.5 to 2.5 hours of free time, each day. I've learned that the weather forecasters, can only predict sunshine. So far, they've been right 3 out of 17 times, whether it was going to rain or not. Two of those times would add up to about 10 minutes of actual rain. I've been working hard at times, and hardly working at others, but I haven't been near the computer at ...

Have you ever suffered from so much stress that you felt like you were going to explode? Well, forget the yoga. Forget the meditation, and the 10 second breathing. The Future is Now! Today I slept in, and the fact that I missed so much of the day, left me in a pretty crummy mood, but thankfully, I've found the greatest way to get rid of my anger. Muggaz, and Sir Peter Maxwell. Sir Peter writes a fictitious blog that is a day-to-day journal of a billionaire tycoon from Gloucestershire, which is...