Well, it's that time of year for me to make a list of items that I will never get, and work my ass off after christmas to afford. We start with the most cherished possessions. THE FILMS: (in no particular order) 1984 Equilibirum Duck Soup Horse Feathers Day at the Races Night at the Opera The coconuts Anybody seen my gal? Sailors Beware Fixed Bayonets East of Eden A Clockwork Orange Wizard of Oz Yellow Submarine Full Metal Jacket Se7en 12 Monkeys Snatch Half-Baked The Foll...
Well finally, I find myself typing in my blog. I now know the trials and tribulations of using a precreated blog. Although joeuser is a fine site, and it's only subpar in my opinion because i don't know html, i still hate this site. How come when it's late at night and I want to write a short review of The Directors: Cameron Crowe, I CANT GET ON THE GODDAMN SITE!!! Well looks like the storm has passed, and now i can review. uhhhh, what was that line? FUCK! Well it was good, but it wasn't what I ...
After sleeping in all week, I realized that eventually I would have to go back to school. Seeing as how today was a short day, I figured it wouldn't be so bad, then i woke up. I’ve been meaning to make a few entries in the last while, but found myself too tired to go downstairs and turn on the computer. So firstly, I am in absolute awe (check out that alliteration) at how quickly it took to see a response to my blog. MY BLOG! Who would have ever thought someone would read it. Well, you’ve made a...
Well it is the yuletide season and that means two things. One, it is time for some christmas spirit, involving christmas songs, trees, shopping, parties and the whole nut. Two, it is also time for the absolutely painful christmas specials, and the trials and tribulations that are endured, trying to prevent them. Now before you call me Ebenezer, I have to voice my opinion. For the last five years, give or take, Christmas, for me, has been the Olympics of sucking. If sucking was a person, it woul...
Well the experiment is complete. I decided to test my uncanny ADD. Normally, something comes along, I get a whiff of it and I run after it, scraping at whatever I can get my hands on, while drooling profusely. (Hey, I just went to look up profusely in the dictionary to make sure I don’t sound like a COMPLETE moron, and the book randomly opened to the word pornography. Is this a sign from God?) Now before we jump to conclusions, I’m talkin bout FADS baby! Not my crack days. Those are over. Those ...
7 goddamn months!!!! I’ve been letting my hair grow for 7 bloody months, as a pact with my best friend. He was at my present stage when I began, so he was always “ahead” of me. MWA HA HA HA HA! BUCK BUCK BUCK! Well he showed up at my house to pick me up for some pool at our pool hall, which I will not divulge because I am happy with it’s current lack of crowds. (I hate waiting in line for a goddamn pool table.) Well he shows up and I don’t even make a double-take. I just stared blankly, like a d...
I wonder if this post will put me over 600?
Looks like it’s that time of year again (the beginning) and with it comes a wave of crap to do for school. I know I should buckle down and work my ass off since I presently have 1,863,000 seconds left of high school (including weekends). But DAMMIT! All I want to do is play Vice City or read 2010! It’s just not fair. But don’t worry. It’ll get done. Test tomorrow on food safety (I can’t believe I’m actually going to be tested on how to store foods), Kinesiology presentation Friday (shit), and no...
Well it’s 2004 and I’ve decided, after careful deliberation, what my resolutions will be for this year. Some are very wise, some are foolish, and one involves Taco Bell, the restaurant of the future. (Well at least after the franchise wars that is.) So let’s get right into it. Number 1 - To stop smoking. I’ve been off an on for a couple of years, but have decided that if I don’t quit this before I can legally buy them, I’m screwed. Number 2 - To have my acne suffer total annihilation. Even the s...
Today is solely about typing up the movies and books that I read this summer. I was planning on a making a list of all the movies I saw this year, but that just isn’t possible. There were too many, some at times of the night that I have forgotten existed. So I’ve decided, why not put it in the blog? That way I can get to it wherever I am. Before I list, though, I have 4 pieces of business. Firstly, Muchmusic’s Holiday Wrap is Holiday Crap! I have never seen such a waste of prime time television ...
First off, The Frying Egg Circus is gold! Pure unadulterated gold! I swear that if you see it, as you are walking out, you will no doubt find yourself saying: “Wasn’t that.....Amazing?” Post- Christmas is a fun time! No rules! Tons of fun things to play with! Absolute Freedom! So far my post Christmas time has been par, no maybe an albatross.....well it’s an eagle at least. Aside from going Boxing Day shopping for the first time ever(!!!!!!), where I found my sweet ass deal of the year at HMV...
Well after all the hubbub of creating a Kill Billish, two-parter of my Christmas history. I have decided to pull the latter part from blog. I realized after I wrote it that I did not have the right to publicize what happened last year between my family, my cousin’s family and my cousin’s boyfriend’s family. I’ve decided that even though I can change names, making it totally anonymous. It’s just plain unethical. I also swore I wouldn’t say anything about her dating history (despite it’s colourful...
Now that all things Christmas have left my mind, and New Year’s is soon approaching, it is time to write my review of Christmas. Thumbs Up. Way up. First off, let’s quickly knock the items off the Neverending List. I believe it was a yuletide first, but this was the first year that I did not get any movies for Christmas. It’s shocking! But let’s look on the bright side, we get to skip A LOT of my list now. That brings us to the music. Let’s leave that to the end. We now arrive at odds and ends, ...
It is only in the wee hours of the morning that a person can truly peer into their soul, and see just how screwed up they are. I have now diagnosed myself as, no longer being a FADDS - Frequent Attention Deficit Disorder Sufferer, but a “ Media Junkie.” Films, TV, Music, I need it all. I discovered this after I thought about my dependancy on music. While I was thinking about this I realized that I was watching the same damn Informercial for those fancy knives. I can vividly remember the Rock a...