I wonder if this post will put me over 600?
Looks like it’s that time of year again (the beginning) and with it comes a wave of crap to do for school. I know I should buckle down and work my ass off since I presently have 1,863,000 seconds left of high school (including weekends). But DAMMIT! All I want to do is play Vice City or read 2010! It’s just not fair. But don’t worry. It’ll get done. Test tomorrow on food safety (I can’t believe I’m actually going to be tested on how to store foods), Kinesiology presentation Friday (shit), and no...
Well it’s 2004 and I’ve decided, after careful deliberation, what my resolutions will be for this year. Some are very wise, some are foolish, and one involves Taco Bell, the restaurant of the future. (Well at least after the franchise wars that is.) So let’s get right into it. Number 1 - To stop smoking. I’ve been off an on for a couple of years, but have decided that if I don’t quit this before I can legally buy them, I’m screwed. Number 2 - To have my acne suffer total annihilation. Even the s...
Well after all the hubbub of creating a Kill Billish, two-parter of my Christmas history. I have decided to pull the latter part from blog. I realized after I wrote it that I did not have the right to publicize what happened last year between my family, my cousin’s family and my cousin’s boyfriend’s family. I’ve decided that even though I can change names, making it totally anonymous. It’s just plain unethical. I also swore I wouldn’t say anything about her dating history (despite it’s colourful...
Now that all things Christmas have left my mind, and New Year’s is soon approaching, it is time to write my review of Christmas. Thumbs Up. Way up. First off, let’s quickly knock the items off the Neverending List. I believe it was a yuletide first, but this was the first year that I did not get any movies for Christmas. It’s shocking! But let’s look on the bright side, we get to skip A LOT of my list now. That brings us to the music. Let’s leave that to the end. We now arrive at odds and ends, ...
It is only in the wee hours of the morning that a person can truly peer into their soul, and see just how screwed up they are. I have now diagnosed myself as, no longer being a FADDS - Frequent Attention Deficit Disorder Sufferer, but a “ Media Junkie.” Films, TV, Music, I need it all. I discovered this after I thought about my dependancy on music. While I was thinking about this I realized that I was watching the same damn Informercial for those fancy knives. I can vividly remember the Rock a...
6. they are excellent makeshift breasts in costumes 5. they’re fuzzy 4. they have the power to turn any car into butt ugly 3. there are two of them 2. they make a good pillow 1. they make monopoly more exciting
Well Leaside, itself, is in shambles. Snow is blocking many side streets, cold winds are slicing down the streets like renegade razor blades, and that just happens everyday. On top of that there is the recent renovation to Laird Dr., the busiest Leaside street, second to Bayview (cause Eglinton doesn’t count, it’s an actual street). Along Laird, there are large metal slabs, which become dangerously slippery once ice freezes on them, and little, metal, circular holes. Construction has been going...
High School is Over. Not another class.
It's over. All the school work for my regular high school career.......is done! And just like how grade 9 began, i made myself sound very pompous on the simplest of subjects. This essay was for Food and Nutrition on Lactose Intolerance, and yet I produced sentences like: "This is the independent variable that regulates how much dairy products a person can consume." and others like "While the conception of lactose intolerance is still not mapped out, there are a few known causes." Just like fu...
If Joeuser was a haunted house, that column on the right would certainly be a ghost, fucking with your mind every chance it gets. It taunts you with the top articles and users, making you want to be better, more popular. It also reminds you what everyone else thought of your writing. But tonight, it's sending me signals. Insignificant rifts, like a pause in a ratchet sprinkler, that you don't notice until you stop paying attention to them. After posting my Wow comment, I looked over to the right...
After running a search on google for an episode guide for Spiderman TAS, I was absolutely shocked to find my blog site the number one reference. This happened mainly because I wrote a long query. I eventually found the guide, but the main point is......there are actually people out there who can find me. That's both exciting, and slightly unnerving. Does that mean there might actually be people reading this?
Friday night was one of the best nights of my life. There was nothing good on TV. I didn’t eat a fancy meal or meet anyone famous. All I had was Tink! So many lyrics to express that night. SO many movie quotes to say what I was feeling! It was a blur, but I remember everything. My memory seems to have a 70's television glow around that night. Every light sparkled, as if I was wearing a pair of those special paper fireworks glasses. The olives in her father’s olive-juiced spaghetti, seemed to be...
While talking about Thursday night, I completely forgot to mention the true revelation of Thursday night. While talking to Pat, the newest member to the Leaside Curling team (New Jon came in two months before him to make the ice.), I discovered exactly what seniority means at my work.Seniority has nothing to do with getting paid more, or having a higher ranking profession. Seniority is the power to change the past, just like Big Brother. (Run Winston Run!) When Pat or the senior bartenders ask m...