This February 2nd, at 10:15 and 36 seconds, Steve Massey, the seer or films, prognosticator of trailers, emerged promptly, but alertly from Leaside H.S., and stated in Stevamese, "I'm done. No more. Nada. Nothing. Never again. " Get the picture? Today, I went to school to drop off my copy of Gatsby, and to clean out my locker. There's a certain sense of pride one get's, as they empty their locker for the last time. It's only after your offered 4 different celebratory joints in honour of you...
Come on Survivor! I'm psyched! I've got my fantasy team stats memorized and I'm rip-roarin' ready to go! Jenna, Rupert, Rob C. and Rudy....wonderful, wonderful Rudy, are my starting lineup. If Rudy says "Saboga", I get 10 points. If Rudy or Rupert catch a fish, I get 10 points, and if Jenna gets naked, I get really happy. I also get 10 points. Oh, I'm talking Pulau Tiga Jenna. I guess it was the pink bikini, and the fact that I didn't watch any of the other shows. Alcohol is the promoter of c...
Yabba Dabba Doo! You found the clue!
An update on my life, would be: Tomorrow, I’m taking a Server Training course, so that I can legally sell booze on the U of T campus. For now, I’m stuck reading a 90 page booklet, on my responsibilities. The legal jargon makes my head hurt, but I like reading about the old cases. My favourite case title was Picka vs. Porter, but the best name, was a plaintiff named Niblock. I’ve decided that I am not just going to watch Survivor: All-Star, but “watch” Survivor: All-Star. I’ve got a ...
Well the weekend was a blast. Not only do I get free food, but I get Tink. My bus ride up was fun. I love to ride buses. There’s just something about traveling that gets me all excited. I think it’s just sitting in those seats. I get excited when I sit in fancy seats. Restaurants, movie theatres, buses, limos; they all have fancy seats, and I get excited every time. Come to think of it, I always seem to notice the chairs in movies. Just today when I was watching episode two, I cracked my chair ...
Why must all the pen-pushing, categorizing bastards, copyright their images so that a guy like me can't get some descent wallpaper? I wanted that bloody 2010 poster, but noooooo. Things have to be "legal." Wimps. If I can steal music, movies and programs, why can't I steal pictures? Once I've seen it, it's in my head. Are you all forcing me to hook up a printer to my head? hmmm. that would actually be kind of sweet. THen i could print out my dreams, and then I could stack them up and make one of...
Today was my day for the monolith. I woke up around 1:15, read the rest of 2061: Odyssey Three , and read the prologue to 3001. I got downstairs around 2, to find that 2010 had finished downloading. Well I have to watch it. So I did, and it was terrible. I’ve seen it before but that was 2 or 3 years ago. All I could really remember was every thing to do with Bowman and Bob Balaban’s face. I also remembered that crap with the “piece of pie” and “easy as cake.” So after talking to S...
Well from what i can muster, it seems Riddick has been on the run for the past five years, avoiding bounty hunters, and the law. He now finds himself trapped in a war between Lord Marshal (Colm Feore) of the Necromongers, a society that is bent on destroying all humans, and a race of "Elementals." Riddick finds Kyra (Thandie Newton) a friend from the past, who I'm sure will become more than a friend, and he tries to break the two of them out of a subterranean prison. It sounds like ...
Well, here we go. We’re going to jump right into the pudding. Man how fun would it be to jump into a pool of pudding, but that pudding would be a bitch to clean off. I know. So I don’t have a fucking clue what I’m doing now. None whatsoever. I’m going to go to some youth employment centres and go job-hunting but other than that it looks like this will be the greatest movie bender of my life. I got the Feature magazine last week and dammit there are a lot of good movies on next month. ...
I need to see me some more Bone Daddy. Every time someone asks me what I want or if I need something, I always answer with “Not too bad, Not too bad.” We only add the Thundercock for close friends. With black history month approaching, people have been planning Shaft marathons, and I find myself finding more ads involving afros, than I’ve noticed in a long time. Like a splinter in my mind, I tend to return to Bone Daddy with no visual meal for my hungry eyes. It seems one of the weird kids at m...
A Guy Thing is a hollywood movie. Get a bunch of up and coming actors, make it funny and you get some bucks. In this case, you have Julia Stiles, Jason Lee and Selma Blair involved in a plot surrounding Jason Lee. Lee is getting married to Blair, but the morning after his bacholor party, he wakes up next to Stiles. He then finds out that Stiles and Blair are cousins, and mayhem ensues. It's a harmless comedy, delivering a few laughs. There's not really much to this movie. The concept has b...
I'm just going to sit back a moment and think about that CMIYC link. That is perhaps the best link I have ever made in my journey of HTML...........yes.
Damn Leo. Damn him good. Ever since Titanic came out, I have not liked Leonardo Dicaprio. Every magazine was plastered with his face, and every girl was “In Love with Leo.” So where does that leave me. Damn you Leo. I damn you now, because I’m starting to like you. Catch Me if You Can was a great movie, as it chronicled the life of Frank Aganale Jr., one of the greatest check fraudsters in history. It also tells the story of his parents divorce and his relationship with Carl ...
Well, exams are done. It's all over..........sweet. I would have talked about this yesterday but Shane and I left school promptly, for a celebration at Coronation Billiards. I got home around 5. Ate my cinnabon while I watched my first episode of Spiderman (THEY"RE ALL MINE!!! EVERY LAST ONE!!!! TIME TO DROOL!!!!). At 6, I passed out. I woke up at 8 this morning. After 10 hours of studying the night before, with about an hour of sleep, I was tired. So I sleep, but only to blog another day. Tod...
What the hell was I thinking when I thought, "Yeah. Kineseiology. That seems easy. I'll take it."